None of the stories listed below have been published in book or magazine. There may, of course, be a very good reason for that omission. But please treat them gently, they're all I have. Click on any one to read it; if you like it, read another. Print them off and read them to others.

If - by chance - you like one or more of them, please let me know.

Stories about Santa Claus, Animals, Hamsters, Christmas, Toys and other important matters.

Suitable for the young, the innocent, those with sparkly lights in their eyes (three quite distinct groups)

Stories about Sheep, Grannies, Magic and resulting Unfortunate Events, Aliens and School, Yuletide Humbug, Noah's Arks, and so on.

Suitable for the gloomy, the exhausted, the betrayed, the oblivious - suitable, in short, for anyone under the age of 18.

Stories about Death, Deception, Disappointment, Despair, Growing Old, Internet scams, Disillusionment, Musicians, Science: the Futility of Everything.

Suitable only for those who have the vote; and prisoners at Her Majesty's Pleasure; and the Queen.

The turkeys have taken over the farm as part of the long-term strategy of the Permanent Fowl Revolution. Follow the chronicles of their lead historian, a master of the orthographical art.

To be read seceretly, under cover of darkness; if discovered, stuff the papers into your mouth and chew rapidly.

...tremendous technological advantages over humans, and an enormous appetite. These two great attributes propel them into mighty adventures.

Recommended reading for anyone with an interest in Science and/or Intelligent Design. Both parties will, of course, be disappointed...

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